The human brain starts working the moment you are born & never
stops until you stand up in public.
Definition of Committee:- An animal with
four back legs
manís home is his wifeís castle
could not be everywhere so He made mothers
the willing led by the unknowing are doing the impossible for the
ungrateful we have
so much for so long with so little we are now qualified to do anything
two things are necessary to keep oneís wife happy. One is to let her think she is
having her own way and the other is to let her have it.
is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didnít.
seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what
just a job, grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand.
I beat people up.
is only one cure for grey hair. It
was invented by a Frenchman. It
is called the
for bureaucrats: When in charge, ponder.
When in trouble, delegate. When